Kungfu subtitle guys are geniuses

Well guys (ok the 2 of you out there who actually bothers to read my blog), I think it's time to break it to ya'll. There are a plethora of low budget kungfu movies out there. Yup. It's no wonder that they can only afford to hire idiots to do their subtitles. Here are quotes from bad subtitles in kung fu movies for your kind perusal. Note how bad they are. They are so bad that they are brilliantly genius.

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared like a mouse too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

I would add a little poll box here for you to vote on your favorite quote but I haven't quite figured out how to do that so, yeah, whatever. But if any of you were wondering, my favorite one's #10. Solely because through the years of my intensive kungfu training, I have learnt that ordering glutinous rice chicken is the best, safest, and most effective way to combat violence.