Pastafarians and Panda Porn

Fascists. Pssht.

Student Punished for Spaghetti Beliefs

So I am thinking of becoming a Pastafarian. Pasta-what, you ask? Pastafarian. It's a satirical religion created entirely in response to the proposed teaching of intelligent design. Besides, any religion that requires you to dress up as a pirate is totally legit. All of the naysayers will be singing a different tune (probably a pirate shanty) after the Spaghetti Monster comes down from the heavens to reclaim his devoted followers, leaving the rest of us drowning in sauce - preferably pesto.

Check out this excerpt from http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/ (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) and the accompanying graph which, might I add, is gloriously insightful.

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."

There are some people who believe in the Bible and sport the little "Jesus Fish" on the back of their cars. Some people are pro-evolution and sport the "Darwin Fish" on their cars. Pastafarians? They sport the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) on their pirate ships cars. And if you are pro-creation, bid now. Heh heh. :)

In other news, panda porn? Wow. This is amazing. Notice the name of the AP writer - WATCHARAPORN TAITHONGCHAI. *laugh* You have GOT to be kidding me.