An Awesome Poem About My Brother

Last week, my brother went to get a haircut.
Walking in, he thought the place smelled like butt.
He told the lady he wanted a trim,
“Just a trim?” Or so she made it seem.
She mowed his head from front to back
He was pissed but he cut her some slack
She looked like she was having a really bad day
Shouldn't have tipped her, but he did anyway
The moral of the story is
My brother's nothing but bliss
So if you wanna hook up with him
Ladies, just let me know
At first he might seem hella dim
But that's cos he likes to take it slow.
Oh yeah.

MSN him at avelee@hotmail.com for a good time.
(He's so going to kill me!)