1-800-DIAL-A-HOE

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This is what happens when boredom sets in. Pam and I are the ambiguously ambiguous duo and we ravish each other's company on a daily basis. Seeing as this blog is specifically catered for my own pure amusement, I can post whatever the hell I want on it. Whatcha gunna do chump!

Listen to this. We proudly present to you... *drum roll*... 1-800-DIAL-A-HOE

A super awesome DVD featuring us indulging in unadulterated narcissism is currently in production and if we like you enough, or if you give us copius amounts of money (we accept Paypal), we'll send it to you this Christmas. Pam and Tommy? Psssshhht! Pam and Lethe, baby! That's what I'M talkin' about. Heh.