Crack is whack

David Blaine, get a hobby already man. Jeez...

It snowed yesterday. What the-? It's Spring! SPRING dammit.

*sniff*
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms
Long, thin, slimy ones
Short, fat, juicy ones
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
*wheeze* *sniff*