Oprah, I'm not worthy.
Dear Oprah,
You are the best dressed woman in the entire world. Can you please do an episode where you take random people on shopping sprees? A little makeover action here and there? Perhaps including me on the show where you say SURPRISE LETHE! YOU ARE GOING SHOPPING WITH ME and you get to take it all home. And then your camera pans to me at my front door, looking a mess, all out of breath and hugging you inappropriately for an extended amount of time. Is that possible? And if so, can you hook up my mom, my sister, U-Nice, Pam and Pam’s mom? We all want new hair, clothes, confidence and of course, the opportunity to meet you because you are the best person ever.
I love you. Really.
Lethe Lee
:)

4 Comments:
damnnnn u lethee!! she's minee i sayyY!!!!!
juz coz miss hoity toity is in the US and a lil nearer to her...hmmmm
its a freakin conspiracy i tell U!!
conspiracyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! =P
LNO-> Yes it is a conspiracy. You want in? :)
Haha..so did she ever call you?
Scorpioboi-> Called me? If Oprah had called me personally, my life would have been complete and I'd have died there and then. So, no. She didn't call me. That was a fictitious letter. :)
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