Holla

Hi, I'm Cougar. Humans call me "Cougs" for short, and sometimes they call me "Eh! Throw the cat out". I like turkey and Friskies food products. Oh, and good-sized bugs. I'm quite a fat little cat. I'm not very good at catching mice but I'm working on it. This Christmas, Jaylin got me something. She calls it a Santa's Hat. Whatever. Both you and I know that it's actually a piece of meat in disguise. I'd try to eat it but I reckon it wouldn't taste very good. Anyway, she keeps trying to put it on my head and then tries to take my picture. I feel like such a tool. :(