Go Shorty. It's your birfday!

This was taken after my degenerative hip arthritis surgery. As you can see, I was pretty stoked to have my hip working again in time for my birthday. I straight up celebrated in style by wearing my favorite gray cardigan.

Listen up. It’s my special day today and there’s no reason why I should be goofing around on my computer. I should be merry, wear a plastic bejeweled tiara, and dance around naked in stacks of money. Go shorty, it’s your birfday.
By the way, I’m 21 eternally. Pass it on. Ride or die. Head up high, smile in place. Today is a good day.

Lies, all lies.