Ode to Pam

This Christmas, I wrote a special poem for Pam because she is so awesome. (I make her recite it out loud whenever I can) Although I don't have her permission to post it here, I'm sure she won't mind. Quite frankly, it's the best poem ever written and isn't sharing ones gifts part of the Christmas spirit? Here it is:


Ode to Pam

I like Pam a lot.
She is so hot.
If she were a chicken,
I wouldn't eat her.

She is stellar, this Pam.
If we were making a sandwich,
(And I were a slice of cheese)
She would be my ham.

The End.

Heh heh. I lub you long time. :)