Jaylin the Ninja?

This is my sister, Jaylin. She thinks that she's the best ninja ever. Well, she's obviously wrong because I know real ninjas and she doesn't even look like one. On the left, she's trying to threaten me with a crawfish. *chuckles* P-lease. Like real ninjas use crustaceans as a form of intimidation. That's her and our little nephew Marcus in the other picture. She ate him right after the picture was taken.
Anyway, she's been bugging me to write her a poem ever since Pam got one. I'll have you know that not only am I a poetic genius, but I also do super awesome Haikus. So here ya go, Jay. Only 'cos I love you. :)

Jaylin the ninja
She kills beavers with her hands
Trains in the dark woods

She's good with nunchucks
She spits death darts in your neck
Flies from tree to tree

In fog she attacks
She can kill you with hotdog
For she is ninja

Jay thinks she's so cool flying from tree to tree with a sword in her hand. She's actually swatting bugs.






She really pissed me off when she wouldn't give me a slice of her pizza. So I refused to let her in the car. She wouldn't get off my windshield too so I drove the entire way with her perched like that.





I thought it would be funny to leave her stranded at KFC. Heh heh. I gave her a ride home eventually.