Friday, June 16, 2006

Bid Now!


Ebay Item #6374854329

This auction is for Pam. Brand new without tags. Item is very hot this summer. Would look great with strappy sandals and a strapping young man. Don't miss out. A true must have.
Please ask questions before you bid. I accept all forms of bribery.

  1. Are you of superior intellect?
  2. Yes

    No

  3. Do you know the muffin man?
  4. Yes

    No

  5. Is your epidermis showing?
  6. Yes

    No

  7. Are you ridiculously good looking?
  8. Yes

    No

  9. Is your refrigerator running?
  10. Yes

    No

  11. Do you have an unbridled passion for the fabulous game of scrabble?
  12. Yes

    No

  13. Do you own high thread count bedsheets?
  14. Yes

    No

  15. Is your bio on Wikipedia?
  16. Yes

    No

If you scored 8 points, you are a sexy beast and yes, you can date Pam.
If you scored 0 points, you are a social lePer and no, you cannot date Pam.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Leper' has only one 'p', babe.

Isn't question #8 unfair? How many people do you know with bios in wikipedia?

9:23 AM  
Blogger Lethe said...

PJ-> Exactly! Not many people. That's how you sieve 'em out. Heh.

OH NO! Lemme change it...

10:11 AM  
Blogger Lethe said...

Carl-> You scored an 8? Right on. I knew you'd ace it you sexy beast you. I'll have my people contact your people. :)

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carl, where's your bio on wikipedia? I'd love to read it!

3:24 AM  
Blogger Lethe said...

Whoaaa! Such hostility guys. Here, have a Xanax. Heh heh.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i got a 5, but im sure i have some negative points against me...lol!

8:58 PM  
Blogger Lethe said...

Tim C-> WHAT? You mean you DON'T know the muffin man? :P

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know the song the muffin man...but

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Muffin+Man

which one are we referring to

6:51 AM  
Blogger Lethe said...

Tim C-> Wow Tim. Thanks for the link. Heh. I was oblivious to that. *chuckle* The muffin man is um, #4 - The fat kid with no friends.

9:18 AM  

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