Men Fart. Women Queef.
So I looked up the lyrics for that song Salt Shaker by The Yin Yang Twins. I was on my way home one night to the proverbial party of homework and online scrabble. I swear I heard them say, “Make your p***y fart for The Yin Yang Twins...” Not wanting to be less than a lady by asking someone to verify the lyrical content, I mentally jotted those words down in my head to research later. Sure enough, that’s so what he said. Gross. And hilarious, but never ladylike.
Ladies, don’t ever queef just because some rapper told you to. I mean, is he going to write you a blank check? I doubt it. He’ll probably just stupidly dump some Cristal on your boobs and if you’re like me, you’ll catch it all in a Tupperware and save it for later. Shoot, I don’t know about you but I don’t really have ready access to Cristal. Hello, I don’t drive an Escalade.
posted by Lethe at 7:09 PM
4 Comments:
Is that the word for it? Queef?
Oh man that is so gross. As a virgin ive never had the thrill of experiencing such delights that no doubt must be sensual to the ears nose and mouth if the yin yang twins can sing abt it. No doubt they researched that part of the anatomy after their grand thesis of sweating balls with some other rapper.
My name is koji, I queef.
Koji-> According to Wikipedia, "queef" is slang for vag flatulence. I like the Latin version better though. Flatus vaginalis. Sounds like an exotic Italian dish. Heh.
Anyway, I didn't know that you're a hermaphrodite. I always thought that you were a little ambiguous. :P
oh my... it is rather amusing... tht "fanny fart"... wow... i remember the first time i witnessed it... i was shocked and appalled and grossed out... the whole time i just thought she had one too many chilli beans and onions and juz got "too comfortable" arnd me for my liking... ok... i dun think anyone needed to know tht... queef as u were...
LNO-> Um... That was a little too much information for me to handle, buddy. Anyway, thanks for sharing. :P
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