Ebonics

A buddy told me about the ebonics bible and I'm in the process of procuring one. Lemme tell you, it's gonna be the sickest thing ever. :)

And here's the 10 Commandments. Heh.

1) I am the Lord, thou shall not have strange gods before me.
I am the "G". Ya’ll shall not give props to busta-ass niggaz.

2) Thou shall not take the name of the Lord in vain.
Don't you talk 'bout G-money like dat, yo.

3) Remember thou shall keep the sabbath day holy.
Bes' git yo azz to church on sunday, fool!

4) Honor thy mother and father.
'Nuff respect to Moms & Pops (where ever he may be).

5) Thou shall not kill.
Don't bus' no caps on yo brother man! (Unless he dis' you)

6) Thou shall not commit adultery.
Don't be kickin' it with yo niggaz' ho!

7) Thou shall not steal.
Don't jack no niggaz for they ride, chain, or beeper, yo.

8) Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Don't pop no shit against yo' neighbor, when you know he ain't did shit.

9) Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife.
Don't be sweatin' yo niggaz' bitch, yo.

10) Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's goods.
See commandment #7.