Asian Pride. Plide.

This guy’s absolutely hilarious. He was the winner on the first season of NBC's “Last Comic Standing.” What the HEO! Heh. Sadly, Asian accent jokes have the ability to keep me entertained for hours. Watch it. Yes, NOW!



Also, you know you’re Asian when you see a stingray and the first thing you do is salivate just thinking of how good it would be all nice and grilled, smothered with hot sauce. What I would give for one of those suckers right now.



Listen to this. :)

Don’t Sit Next to Me (Just Because I’m Asian)

Growing up in high school, I thought I was a popular guy but then I realized something new.

It made me want to cry inside.
People are using me for my brain.
They don't care about who I am
That's when I say...

Don't sit next to me,
Just because I'm Asian

So this guy he sits next to me,
But he doesn't know I know what he's thinking
So I fill out my scantron and then I erase and the poor guy fails his final exams to graduate
And people all think we're smart, but I don't want to be your friend
If all you see me for is my intelligent brain and

I say...

Don't sit next to me,
Just because I'm Asian