I'm thinking in short sentences today.

Lead this morning on cnn.com:
British and Pakistani authorities joined forces to block a plot to bomb U.S.-bound airliners, officials said Thursday.

Did ya’ll hear about this? For real. Like, enough already. The Black Eyed Peas said it best. Where is the love?

In other news, they took down my “So You Think You Can Dance” zombie dance. Naaaaaw!

In other, other news, I’m going white water rafting this weekend. Huzzah. I’m so stoked.

Now it’s time for a power nap.