Screw Barbies

I'm utterly disturbed but intrigued. Someone sent me a link to an eBay listing – My very own doll. Here’s part of the item description, verbatim, complete with spelling errors and grammatical mistakes:

Be the first among your friends to own these lovely dolls. - from a collection of 4 dolls which capture the spirit of Japanese horror movie 'The Ring'. LETHE is highly detailed and fully articulated, with black hair and wearing A BLACK AND WHITE COSTUM she is also the proud owner of her very own APPLE She is a visual combination of foetus, toddler and skeleton as her face is not fully formed.

Trippy. I do not appreciate the connotation and I hated that movie. A visual combination of fetus, toddler and skeleton? What the hell? I’ve been called many things, but never that. NEVER. Heh. Oh, and check this other item out. “Life Drive & Death Drive. Libido & Lethe” Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about. :)
Forever Young by Alphaville. Listen to it, watch and be edified. Yes, this has got to be one of my all-time favorite songs. It speaks to me on a deeper level. I just might dress up as the lead singer of Alphaville this Halloween. All I have to do now is convince Pam and Jay to be my sidekicks. Sorry ya'll. I get to wear the pimp orange jumpsuit. Granted, I might be mistaken for a pumpkin but that's simply a risk I'm willing to take. Heh heh.