Alcoholics Anonymous
As you can see from this awesome collage that is so aptly titled "drunkmarcuscollage.jpg", this guy can down it like a mofo. Browsing through my picture files, I realized that he’s drunk, or actively getting drunk, in every single one of them. For real, that’s pretty damn amazing! Marcus and Daryl both voluntarily started on my detox program yesterday but they’ve both been suspended ‘cos Daryl’s at MOS as I speak, and Marcus? Well, Marcus passed out an hour ago. Yeah, I know. Weak. Did ya hear me? WEAK, I say. I’ll be saying the Serenity Prayer on your behalf tonight while you’re stumbling into bed.
To Marcus and Daryl:
Why can’t they all stop bugging me?
I’m not addicted to what I like to drink
Just ‘cos I pass out on the floor
And usually throw up in the sink
I’m not an alcoholic as some people might think
I’m simply relaxing and having one (hic) drink
How it effects the liver, kidneys, the whole process of thinking
But I don’t really care, it won’t happen to me
’Cos all those other people are stupid and just not smart like me
So give me some vodka, give me some beer
Pass that Jack Daniels right over here
I’ll drink me some rum and chug me some wine
I’ll finish the bottles in record time
I’m always ready, willing, and certainly able
To drink anything that’s on the table
posted by Lethe at 12:05 AM
2 Comments:
LOVE THE POEM! ahaha and yes sober pics sometime soon ;) im drunk ... work tomrowo damn it
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We came, we saw, we drank.
Marcus is a moderately keen drinker. Likewise is Daryl, whom is a responsible adult. They both look on, frowns on their faces, disapproval in their minds, disappointment in their eyes, as lethe rapes thrash bins with her volumous offerings. Lethe believes in the karmic harmony rule of "Giving what you recieve".
I love her for that. Marcus and I feel that you should have been there to witness the "Weaksauce In Pool" effect some time ago. There will be more chances.
And where the hell is my collage you biased person! ;)
- D is for Detox
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